Pirate Joe

Do you remember me writing about how my life will never be considered boring? Well, here is another exerpt explaining why!
The boys and I had some errands to run, which seems to be pretty typical these days. I was all ready to go when Josh informed me that he had to get dressed. He already had his clothes on, so I did not know what he meant. Well... I sure did find out! See the pic of him and his brother in the shopping cart. He decided to put on his Captain Feathersword (from the Wiggles, for those of you who are not cool enough to know that off hand!), his red PowerRanger gloves and a ripped up cardboard wrapping paper tube up on his arm. He told me he was "Pirate Joe" and had to protect me from the bad guys. How can I argue with that? So we went to Office Depot all dressed up and got many an interesting look. Some guy tried to ask us if we needed help and Josh told him to "leave my mommy alone if you are the bad, mean man!" Alas, a man to fight for my honor!